Monday, April 6, 2009

Monday Morning Quarterback

Sigh, yet another sewing-less weekend... :(

This time, the IRS is to blame. As I am without sewing-related content, I shall pass along these tax related quotations - I hope you enjoy them!

Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?
-- Rob Knauerhase

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
-- John Maynard Keynes

The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing.
-- Jean-Baptiste Colbert

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is—I could be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
-- Milton Berle

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein


Joanne said...

Thanks for the chuckle to begin the week! Have a good one ...

gwensews said...

Bravo! The dudes set the stage when they threw the tea overboard!

MissBlackPepper said...

Hilarious Quotes!

I finally figured out the good part about not making any money in 2008 - I didn't have to file taxes! Woo hoo! But on the brightside I did get to do my Mom's taxes for her so I didn't miss out on any of the fun ;)