Monday Morning Quarterback

Sigh, yet another sewing-less weekend... :(

This time, the IRS is to blame. As I am without sewing-related content, I shall pass along these tax related quotations - I hope you enjoy them!

Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"?

-- Rob Knauerhase

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.

-- John Maynard Keynes

The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing.

-- Jean-Baptiste Colbert

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is—I could be just as proud for half the money.

-- Arthur Godfrey

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

-- Milton Berle

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

-- Albert Einstein

Source: www.basicjokes.com